Today is my birthday, I'm 35. And despite my best efforts to rewind it back to age 24 a few years ago, the fact of the matter is...I'm old. WTF happened? Here is the Top 10 reasons I know I'm old:
#10. When I walk into a Hollister or Abercrombie, all the employees wonder who's Dad just walked in.
#9 I remember buying Motley Crue and Poison's first albums (cassette tapes.) Now they are considered classic rock.
#8. I'm in the worst shape of my life, by far. And my liver....well it's just pissed at me.
#7. My favorite shows are no longer on TV, even in syndication.
#6. My Ipod playlist titled "New Stuff" is a collection of late 90's and early 00's songs.
#5. I'm older than every Redskins player except for 3. (the red snapper, Todd Collins, and Phillip Daniels, who shares by B-day!) I'm older than a couple of their coaches!
#4. I say things like "when I was growing up," or "it seems like yesterday," or "that was 10 years ago?"
#3. When my parents and uncles were 35, I thought they looked ancient. Now I think they look pretty damn good.
#2. In order to see my favorite bands in concert, they have to be on a reunion tour.
#1. I still have Suzanne Somers in my spank bank.
Cheers and Hail
#10. When I walk into a Hollister or Abercrombie, all the employees wonder who's Dad just walked in.
#9 I remember buying Motley Crue and Poison's first albums (cassette tapes.) Now they are considered classic rock.
#8. I'm in the worst shape of my life, by far. And my liver....well it's just pissed at me.
#7. My favorite shows are no longer on TV, even in syndication.
#6. My Ipod playlist titled "New Stuff" is a collection of late 90's and early 00's songs.
#5. I'm older than every Redskins player except for 3. (the red snapper, Todd Collins, and Phillip Daniels, who shares by B-day!) I'm older than a couple of their coaches!
#4. I say things like "when I was growing up," or "it seems like yesterday," or "that was 10 years ago?"
#3. When my parents and uncles were 35, I thought they looked ancient. Now I think they look pretty damn good.
#2. In order to see my favorite bands in concert, they have to be on a reunion tour.
#1. I still have Suzanne Somers in my spank bank.
Cheers and Hail
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3 comments:
happy birthday pickle!
you are sooooooooo old !! man oh man how does it feel to be so damm old ?...... happy birthday fat pickle !! to the coolest guy i know ! have a great day !
Happy birthday old man! Good thing your wife (and her friends) look so good because I am pretty sure your game is totally gone now! I would insert some sort of bet/contest here but I think that would get both of us in trouble! Love ya! H
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