Introducing...The NBA First Team All Ugly
C - George Muresan - Michael Phelps?
PF - Tyrone Hill - If you were ever to see the 76er's play when he did, I can only pray you didn't have floor seats
SF - Tyshaun Prince
SG - Delante West
PG - Sam Cassell - Quite possibly the from a different planet
Sixth Man Award
Andrei Kirilenko - He deserves this award mainly because his wife reportedly allows him one free "bang pass" a year as long as she is in the room watching. Nobody was more mad than Jerry Sloan when hearing he has repeatedly used this pass on John Amechi.
Coach of the Year
Stan Van Gundy - Just pretend
Rookie of the Year
Until Next Time,