Sunday, December 14, 2008

Just Another Sunday Night

Mrs. Pickle's Diary
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset? He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep-I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
Fatpickle's Diary

Today the Redskins lost, but at least I got laid.
Cheers and Hail


rfk4ever said...

mrs. pickle did you at least watch 11:00 sportscenter to see the cowboy's post game ? ....that game featured some short drives too?..... also are you familiar with the two minute drill???

porkboy46 said...

his thoughts were on bill cowher, when he was done did he pretend to clean off his shoes?????

lurch said...

as a former married man i ask, how much did you spend shopping?, did the restaurant have good wings?, while together did you yell "oh big daddy you are the greatest!!!!!"

terrell owens said...

i cant believe you slept with him!!!! i should have been your first option!!! even if i am drunk and on the couch, allways go to me !!!!!!

mike sellers said...

i just hope he didnt loose control before he crossed the goal line?!?!?!

zornman said...

GUY THINKS " when she stops yammering on, and falls asleep i might have to make a beer run !?"

burgundyandfold said...

WIFE THINKS " when is he going to move out to watch sportscenter, so i can roll over and leave him with the wet spot"