#1 $200 Million payroll:
OK, we all know they spend more $$ than everyone else...big deal. $134 million more than the O's. I'd take the O's young and inexpensive talent over the Yankees old and declining roster any day!
#2 They win all the time:This is a false statement. Mike Mussina pitched in New York the past 8 years, he has the same amount of World Series rings as I do. They had a dynasty from 96-2000. For the 25 years sandwiching that era...C*&K.
#3 The Fans
First of all, they all look like this guy.
Yankee fans don't like each other, let alone any other teams fans. They invade Camden Yards when the Yanks come to Baltimore. Yelling for Deerrrricckkk Jettterrr and Mariiiiianno Riiiverra. My favorite Yankees fans? The Japanese Matsui fans that don't speak English.Look, you can go to almost any bar or store anywhere in America and see a Yankee hat or jersey. It's no big deal. There may be 2 guys in said bar or store with Yankee hats and they won't even acknowledge each other, because it's common place. But if your wearing an O's hat in Tampa, and another guy walks in the bar wearing the same hat...that's a kinship. You have a bond.
#2 Jeffrey Maier
Let's face it O's fans, baseball is full of curses...we have the Jeffrey Maier curse. Little prick.#1 They score hot chicks
Why wouldn't they? They all have $100 million dollar contracts. Whether it's Jeter banging Minka Kelly...or for that matter nearly every girl from my Sweet 16 Hot Chick contest, or A-Rod tapping Kate Hudson and Madonna (it would have been more impressive for Craig Nettles to bang out Madonna, she was hotter back then.) But wait, it doesn't stop there, Jorge Posada (operation Dumbo drop) has a hot wife, CC Sabathia (weighs 330) is doing well for himself, and AJ Burnett's wife is smokin! I'm sure it doesn't stop there, hell...I bet Craig Nettles wife is still hot.
Karen Burnett (Maryland girl)
And for the record, if you google "reasons to hate the Orioles," you only get 190,000 results. We win.
Cheers and Hail
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Haha, awesome. I'm a big O's fan. Check this site out, some ridiculous shit: http://www.namethegarels.com/
"I'd take the O's young and inexpensive talent over the Yankees old and declining roster any day!"
Enjoy finishing 8-10 in the AL each year.
Why does your list go 1,2,3,2,1? Not that the Os will be finishing anywhere close to any of those positions in the AL east anytime soon.
HA HA, You know I live in Maryland and I love my Yankees. Too bad for you so does every business in Baltimore. The last time I went to the Yard 90% were Yankees fans and every restaurant in the area had a sign saying "WELCOME YANKEE'S FANS". Baltimore needs some friggin pride.
Who is Craig Nettles? If you're going to do this righteous indignation thing that most Yankee haters love to do, then at least do your homework.
It all comes across as sour grapes anyway, since the Orioles haven't been relevant since Hal Ripken was playing.
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