Your Caddyshack Cast Is Revealed

(special thanks to Oliver Morris for the great photoshop work)

The votes were tallied and the results are in. We have successfully cast the remake of Caddyshack (now lets hope they never remake it!). A few surprises if you ask me, my picks are in quotation marks. This also allows me the chance to post more pictures of Cuthbert and Fox, enjoy.

Ty Webb - The biggest surprise in my opinion, Paul Rudd edged out Will Ferrell by 1%. I never knew there were so many Rudd fans out there. (Ferrell)

Judge Smails - The majority agreed that Christopher Walken was a natural fit. (Walker)

Al Czervick - Vince Vaughn won by the largest margin. (Vaughn)

Carl Spackler - John C Reilly is your winner, how can we have him but no Ferrell? (Jim Carey)

Danny Noonan - Michael Cera by 1% over Justin Timberlake, are you kidding me? (Timberlake)

Maggie O'Hooligan - Megan Fox needs to work on her Irish accent. (Kunis)

Lacey Underall - I'm not going to complain about Elisha Cuthbert winning, but I think I omitted a natural Lacey...Kate Hudson. (Cuthbert)

Dr. Beeper - Jason Bateman wins the popular vote. (Richard Jenkins, looks just like him)

Lou Loomis - Jon Favreau, probably my 4th choice. (Danny Mcbride...does nobody watch East Bound & Down?)

Spaulding Smails - Jon Heder, born to play this role. (Heder)

Thanks for playing along everybody.

Cheers and Hail

Hot Chick Tournament: And The Winner Is...

3 weeks after the NCAA tournament final, we wrap up the 1st annual Hot Chick Tournament. I never knew there were so many people who dig Julianne Hough. She had my vote in each of her match ups, as well as the public majority. Congrats to her. I have the official "Spankbank Champion" trophy being made and will deliver it to Julianne on the Dancing with the Stars set when its finished. Court ordered restraining order soon to follow.

Hot Chick Tournament: And Then There Was 2

Is it me or has this tournament lasted way too long? Some of these chicks have gotten hotter and some not so hot, it's taken so long. Anyway, we are finally here at the final. In two very, very close picks, Alba edged Cuthbert, and Hough knocked off Fox. So here's your final choices...and don't blame me, I would have been happy with Audrina.

Jessica Alba

VS.

Julianne Hough

Cheers and Hail

Hot Chick Tournament: The Final Four

The results are in from the Great 8 match ups. Alba whipped up on Bilson, and in an upset Cuthbert edged out Miller. Megan Fox knocked off Velasquez, setting up the the impossible choice of choosing her or Hough(who took care of SJ.)
Here's the new pix.


Jessica Alba


VS.

Elisha Cuthbert


Megan Fox

VS.

Julianne Hough

Cheers and Hail

Hot Chick Tournament: The Great 8

Well the results are in from the first round of the hot chick tourney. Thanks to everyone for voting, I especially enjoyed the feedback from some of you on your reasons for your choices. Rachel Bilson whipped up on Minka Kelly, and the battle of the Jessicas was tight...but Alba prevailed. Cuthbert came out of nowhere to edge out Kunis, and Miller dominated Mendez. Fox whipped up on Anniston while Velasquez handled Aguilera. In the tightest matchup , Scarlett beat Audrina by one vote (disappointing me.) The most lopsided matchup saw Hough wipe the floor with Diaz.

Here are your Great 8 matchups:

Rachel Bilson

VS

Jessica Alba

Elisha Cuthbert

VS.

Marissa Miller

Megan Fox

VS.

Nadine Velasquez

Scarlett Johannson

VS.

Julianne Hough

Cheers and Hail

Sweet 16 Hot Chick Tournament

Welcome to the 1st annual Fatpickled Hot Chick Tournament. I have compiled a list of 16 hot chicks, and randomly matched them up against one another (on top of one another, swapped them around with each other, I got a lot of time invested thinking about them, oops I mean this post.) We'll have 5 days to vote on the original 16 before we pair it down to the elite 8, then final four, and ultimately the Champion. You can vote by leaving your picks in the comments section, or by emailing me. Here are your contestants, there are some very hard decisions to make right off the bat. I mean chinese arithmetic hard. But if you all use your heads, you'll figure it out.


Minka Kelly vs. Rachel Bilson

Jessica Biel vs. Jessica Alba

Elisha Cuthbert vs. Mila Kunis

Marisa Miller vs. Eva Mendes

Megan Fox vs. Jennifer Anniston

Christina Aguilera vs. Nadine Velazquez

Scarlett Johansson vs. Audrina Patridge

Cameron Diaz vs. Julianne Hough

Cheers and Hail