tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840651687871155541.post4423411649446898340..comments2023-09-23T10:23:24.339-04:00Comments on Fatpickled: My Thirty Listfatpicklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16278657296220281046noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840651687871155541.post-21020622786510864412008-10-16T15:02:00.000-04:002008-10-16T15:02:00.000-04:00Well Honey - I think you should be proud of yourse...Well Honey - I think you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing all you have. I do have a few comments for you...<BR/><BR/>1. 2nd Language? - I'm not sure you have mastered one - sometimes when I speak to you in English you don't seem to understand me.<BR/>2. Boxing? You are not a violent person<BR/>3. Guitar - well, you do have a very good friend who is a musician. I think we can get this one done for you.<BR/>4. Save $$ - not a chance. It's about time for a new purse, don't ya think? <BR/>5. Dog? - We have cats and a toddler...enough said. <BR/>6. Get married - I will just have to agree with your comment on this one.<BR/>7. Get pregnant - YOUR greatest accomplishment? I'm pretty sure I did most of the hard work. I agree with your performance review though :)<BR/>8. Meet someone famous - I'm sure there will be more...Tanner, are you reading this?<BR/>9. Build something - really? how about you just pay someone to build you something.<BR/>10. Boat captain? - we have friends with boats...lets stick with that plan for now.<BR/>11. motorcycle? - seriously? I have never seen you do that, nor have I seen any pictures of you even sitting on one. Any friends or family members have proof of "biker Douglas"???<BR/>12. Charity - me too and probably lots of others, don't feel bad.<BR/>13. Wrigley/Fenway - yeah, those are probably cool, but nothing beats Camden Yards!<BR/>14. Fishing - plenty more of that to come...<BR/>15. World Series, etc. - lets keep our fingers crossed that something in Tampa will work out! <BR/>16. NYC - I WILL be going with you and bring the checkbook!<BR/>17. Bench 200 - that's hot.<BR/>18. Play a B-Ball game - too much $$, but you got to hang out with Cal.<BR/>19. Golf - good luck.<BR/>20. The fish - again, I'm sure there will be more of that to come.<BR/>21. Army fitness test? Really? Why?<BR/>22. Dipping - I'm proud of you. <BR/>23. Fried foods - nah, you still haven't tried a fried oreo yet. Revisit this one when our boy is much older - ya'll will probably want to share a fried pickle someday (did that sound weird?)<BR/>24. Drink Less? Let's keep realistic goals here, Honey. Besides we would all miss "Fun Doug".<BR/>25. Roller Coaster - You live by Disney World and Busch Gardens - we will have to work on this fear. You do know that Busch Gardens has beer, right?<BR/>26. Dentist - you have nice teeth<BR/>27. Doctor - a physical would probably be a good idea.<BR/><BR/>Here's 3 more for you...listed in order of importance:<BR/>1. Win the lottery - I think if I write the words down it will really happen. Then we could almost guarantee that you get these things done by the time you are 40.<BR/>2. Buy your wife something pretty (if you succeed at #1, it will be LOTS of pretty things).<BR/>3. Keep being the sweetest, funniest, hottest, best husband and father. I listed this one last, not because it's least important but because for you it's a no-brainer. Love ya!beccalynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08896240766476278823noreply@blogger.com